Saturday 26 June 2010

A TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL McIRVIN -- WORD ARTIST



Every now and a seldom, I get a real bee in my Tam o' Shanter about a book or a writer (or a book and a writer), deserving of much greater exposure, critical acclaim and recognition and a vastly wider readership than a small house like BeWrite Books can hope to achieve -- no matter how hard we try.

One such author is Michael McIrvin, one such book is his The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time.

I saw Michael's modest submission early last year and was enthralled. I read the full manuscript and was captivated. I worked with Michael for several months and was awed. What a joy of a job it was to team with such a master of the word, of story telling, of poetry. Now that the book is published, I'm humbled that he thought BB worthy of such a trophy.

This ain't a sales pitch, people: you know me better than that. It's just a private note to those few reading and writing pals who visit this wee blog and realise that it's mostly about swapping opinion and not about cold promotion. Michael's book is profound. It is not an easy read. It demands undivided attention. I've read it over a dozen times and am still learning.

So let me leave it to reviewers to give you their non-partisan impressions. There are many. Below are just a three that caught my eye, and from reviewers I felt had been touched as deeply as I have been by this superlative work.

This from the popular, influential and ultra-selective CompulsiveReader.com review site:

***The tension between presence and absence (the dead sister’s but also humanity’s, the death of the individual and civilizations big thematic aspects of this novel) becomes palpable here in the tension between sound and silence, belief and non-belief, joy and longing, grief and ecstasy.***

Reviewed by Dan Larson

The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time
by Michael McIrvin
Bewrite Books
Paperback, 237 pages, $13.36 USD, ISBN: 978-1-906609-34-4.
Ebok (all formats) $5.99 USD, ISBN-978-1-906609-35-1

So, I am reading along in this excellent, albeit quite different, noir thriller about a former CIA agent who is being forcibly recruited by other former agents into a freelance enterprise because of certain experiences he had in Mexico and Central America in his agency days. I am reading along, entranced by the story and wishing I had written some of the incredible language McIrvin uses, when I come upon the main character’s description of the interior of a church, which stops me cold, literally shivering.

The main character is telling one twin sister about following the other sister, recently murdered by the men drafting the main character to do bad things, to church. The sister he is telling this tale to does not believe him: “Justine didn’t go to no church, Sonny… You know how she was with that soci-Oh-logical stuff, always explaining the world, and without help from no Jesus… I appreciate you want to comfort me Sonny, but you can’t make this up, not this.”

Sonny insists that Justine came out with the choir. He says, she “let loose a gut-wrenching tremolo like I had heard on my one mission to the Middle East, a cosmically orgasmic yodel that echoed in the rafters…” He describes that tremolo as an act of mourning mixed with ecstasy and Justine’s version as “this sound-to-get-God’s-attention.” And then he tells her sister that Justine stopped her strange warbling, and ...

 …the quiet after that storm of sound was pristine, as clean as the first day of creation maybe, not a cough, not a sniffle, not a sigh, as if there wasn’t a human being in the place, not a human being on earth, as if Justine’s wail had exploded us all like fine glass. Then Justine sang Amazing Grace, a song I remembered from my childhood. A song I never heard before Justine sang it in that clarity of being she had given everyone in the church at that minute, and the choir hummed along and swayed in the background, and I could see several people in the congregation weeping for what they are, an enormous joy shot through with a terrible longing.

The tension between presence and absence (the dead sister’s but also humanity’s, the death of the individual and civilizations big thematic aspects of this novel) becomes palpable here in the tension between sound and silence, belief and non-belief, joy and longing, grief and ecstasy. The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time makes much of such moments of juxtaposition: the filthy unnamed rustbelt town where the action starts made deceptively clean by a snowstorm and representative of a world without humans to defile it, the affluence of the supposed boss of the freelance operation living in a mansion above the brown cloud of Mexico City and the terrible poverty underneath it, an innocent Mayan child who is wise beyond his years but also an assassin in training, and many more.

The effect of such a strategy is powerful all by itself, a move to make the reader feel off balance even as he is pummeled by images of mayhem. But when you add the muscular poetry used to describe this dark world, which is our own world, the discomfort rises exponentially: a dying man “feels the enormous dragon of panic rise to look him in the eye and then subside”; the leader of the freelance agents “laments like the Professor Emeritus of Death” as he names the courses offered at the School of the Americas when he was there, a course list that is both macabre and funny and results in a kind of found poem of the bleakest dimensions imaginable; and the heat in Mexico is described as having teeth…of vernacular steel. The heat is unremitting and remorseless and a thousand other multi-syllabic descriptors… Mexicans know the heat is a god, unambivalent and voluptuous as the universe compacted to fit the street you walk, the road you drive like a zombie because your blood is congealed syrup and your brain weighs several slow tons, and they do not speak of the heat for fear it will grow angry and set the world alight one last time, cook us all like chickens in a pot.

The tone is unambiguously noir, of course, and the storyline is top-shelf thriller, filled with intrigue and various plots and misdirection (although there are characters here you will not find in any book of the type that I am aware of). But it is these moments of harsh poetry that make the book a truly memorable read. I was stopped cold several times, left humming, maybe roaring, like the jet engine to which McIrvin compares the sound the choir made as Justine stepped forward to “get God’s attention.” I had to reread such passages, sometimes over and over. Not because I missed something but because the words resonate in the brain:

The bats are quick shadows against the stars that explode above us, a second’s respite only in a world of murder and torture, flaming corpses and men and women and children gone forcibly blue in the face, of ancient trees stolen and other debauchery only a demon could invent – God laughing at his own joke.

Such excellent writing is rare in any work of fiction these days, let alone one advertised as a thriller, noir or otherwise. I highly recommend The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time, and not just to those who seek out high-tension fiction but to anyone who appreciates the extraordinary use of words no matter the context.

Dan Larson



 What an extraordinary book! I read The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time at the suggestion of a friend who belongs to a reading group called the Noir Mongers (they meet at a bar every Tuesday, which indicates much about their sensibilities). Bill told me the Mongers were blown away by this noir thriller, but he said, he and his fellow hard-drinking readers were hard-pressed for words to equal the experience. He wanted a literary type like me to explain the book to them as succinctly as possible, but I am not sure I could explain this excellent novel sufficiently if I filled volumes.

It is not that McIrvin's story is difficult to follow, and in fact, the plot is just complex enough to be damned interesting: the main character is a former CIA agent forcibly drafted by other former CIA agents to do a terrible job in Mexico, and he wants revenge for a murdered lover but must do what these guys want or another lover will be killed.

And the novel does indeed have all the characteristics of a great noir thriller: a first-person narrator whose guilt is obvious and whose shifting state of mind is central to the tale, whose role moves from victimizer to victim to avenger (to something far more in this case); a question of identity (actually, several such questions); suspense arising from the protagonist's involvement in menacing events; an environment of fear and anxiety, of degraded values in which right and wrong become interchangeable; socio-political critique; and so on. But this novel steps far beyond these characteristics too, or rather, dives into them so deep that the book transcends easy classification or succinct discussion.

Much good noir fiction is merely an echo of old Roman revenge plays, of course, and in fact, the main character, Sonny, mentions the works of Seneca at one point and declares himself "all bloody purpose. Malevolent intent incarnate." However, the very best noir achieves the level of Greek tragedy, becoming as much about destiny and the social order as it is about vengeance. The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time is definitely in this category but a very modern version.

For example, the issue of Sonny's identity is symbolized by the fact that this is not his real name, and in fact his real name is never revealed. He simply settled on this identity as part of his attempt to start over after his stint as a CIA agent, and he seems to be trying to live down to the expectations that come with it. But the bigger question of identity is represented by his code name in his agency days: Blue. Sonny heard an array of associations in the name, in fact our collective romanticized idea of America itself in its many implications, but he discovered his employers heard something else entirely, something bleak and menacing.

The reader's first hint this book has bigger aspirations than typical noir is Sonny's notion that he completely bought into the specifically American archetype of the hero (as gunslinger, as patriot), and hence his idealized notion of his code name. But when he became one version of an American hero, an agent in the service of U.S. nationalism, he discovered the truth: that identity generally is at best an ever-shifting class marker and at worst an illusion, that "hero" is another word for killer, torturer, and destroyer of cultures (yea, big themes, and they come up within the first 30 pages).

Likewise, Sonny's guilt is not just an excuse for mayhem. He never once tries to avoid responsibility for his bloody acts, and in fact he carries his guilt like a penitent if not a martyr. At one point, when someone he loves is murdered merely to get his attention, he says like a mantra, "My fault, my fault, my fault." His guilt is complex too, first a question of destiny and then of socio-political exigency and propaganda, but ultimately we are all implicated in the bloody process of history, which makes this book one of the more extraordinarily grim noir literary novels ever written - and that is saying something given the many harsh additions to the category in recent years (think David Peace). To make discussion even more difficult, this tale is told in a language that is at once disconcertingly poetic and uncompromisingly realistic. Imagine Heart of Darkness as run through Blood Meridian as if told by Don Delillo channeling Ray Chandler channeling Sartre.

And this is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. It is no wonder my friend and the other beer-swilling Noir Mongers were nonplussed. Sonny is part tragic hero and part existential antihero and part symbolic everyman laboring under the delusions foisted upon him by his culture, and his quest is into a heart of darkness that is Western Civilization itself. In a word, the questions this book raises are enormous, and then, the author provides frightening answers to those questions (for example, the boy named Hurricane is, by turns, funny in a macabre way and more darkly symbolic than any character in recent literature).

All while entertaining the hell out of anyone who has the courage to read great literature that is also a morality tale for our age, and which is also a great noir thriller that is maybe best enjoyed with a beer in one hand.

I repeat, The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time is an incredible novel. I am about to read it again, and then I am going to call Bill.

Dylan Neal


I just finished reading The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time, and I am deeply impressed. This novel from tiny and obscure BeWrite Books, this epitaph for a culture of banal consumerism, culturally sanctioned greed and deliberate self-insulation from the darkest forms of violence and destruction, deserves a prominent place in contemporary American literature. Michael McIrvin has created a place so jaded and dark that even the tiniest flicker of light is almost blinding in its revelations. And he does it with an enviable mastery of language. The most frightening thing about this fable is that in its heart of darkness lies a reality that plays itself out in the lives of real people, right now, in many parts of the world. The beauty of the book is in its crafting. The story compels you briskly forward and yet, along the way are turns of phrase and insight that stop you in your tracks.

John W. Schouten

Now, I don't want to cheapen this excellent book by making it the prize in some competition with the answer to a daft question. But I do want it to be read and, if possible, futher reviewed: So the first treebook reader to simply email me gets a paperback copy, the first two ebook readers to email me get a free download in their format of choice.

You can read about Michael McIrvin and The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time by checking out our bookstore. There's also an extract available there.

For those interested, print is by Lightning Source in the UK and US, cover and text design (and digital preparation) is by Tony Szmuk, and I was nominal editor ... I say 'nominal' because my job was largely just to sit back and watch Michael himself get it right.

Cheers and best wishes. Neil





Friday 25 June 2010

REVEL BARKER -- A MAN OF IMPRESSIVE ABSENCE



There's at least one in everyone's life, I guess ... the chap who, whenever and wherever you arrive, has just left.

In the newspaper office, on the story, in the pub, it always seemed to be Revel Barker I'd missed by a whisker.

Revel Barker -- I ask ya -- what a name! It took a while, but eventually, it dawned on me that Revel Barker didn't exist at all. He was as real as a house byline in the Daily Mirror. He was the journalistic equivalent of Joe Soap. And, for decades, I'd been the butt of a practical joke that chums all over the world were in on.

"Tell Marr he's just missed Revel Barker."

"C'mon, he won't fall for that one again."

"Yeah he will. Watch."

"Revel Barker just left Manchester for London, Neil. Pity you missed him."

"Well, as't go to t'bottom of ower stairs."

"Revel Barker just left London for Manchester, Neil. Pity you missed him."

"Dash it all!"

"Revel Barker was in the chair at the White Hart -- champagne all round. He's just gone home, though."

"Bugger."

"Och, Revull Behrkerrr wuz jist in the newsroom. You were awa in the Copy Cat playin' dominoes on yer break wi' yer pals frae the model lodgin' hoose. He's jist caught the train back tae England. Maybe even London."

"Puch ma horne!"

Whenever I walked into a Barkerless bar, those already tippling didn't dash off to the gents en masse merely to stick me with the next round, as honourable journalists do ... they were in there, doubled over with laughter, hugging urinals for support, tears blinding them, that I'd fallen for the Revel Barker jape again.

I've still never met Revel Barker, of course. How could I when there is so obviously no such person? I've now seen several pictures allegedly of him, but they all appear to show different men -- sometimes pleasantly plump and jolly, sometimes lean, bearded and intense, sometimes office-pale, often with a suspiciously even tan. In some he is smiling, in others, he is standing  commandingly at the wheel of a yacht that was once owned by Adolph Hitler, or glimpsed only as a smudge on an old snap of some cricket team of Yorkshire journalists fresh from the Wayzgoose beer tent.

I left Mirror Group Newspapers in the early eighties, just before the notorious Robert Maxwell took the reins.

"Guess who's Captain Bob's Number One, Neil."

"Dinnae tell me ..."

"Aye, Revel Barker."

Then Maxwell took his famous fatal swim. What was to be found lying on his desk when news of his death broke?

"You'd hardly credit it, Marr ... it was Revel Barker's signed redundancy deal. The man's worth millions."

I escaped to France and for several years reveled in being unBarkered. But it wasn't to last.

When I turned from journalism to a more honest form of fiction and became a revered editor and courageous independent publisher, the Revel Barker prank started anew. This time, ass about tip.

"Guess who's also left the UK for the Mediterranean, Neil."

"Not Revel ..."

"Yup, Barker. He's on Gozo. I think he might own it, but he says it's only rented."

The old gag was taking a new twist. Revel Barker was now following me.

A few years after I launched the first BeWrite.net website in 2000, I got a call from an old newspaper pal in Glasgow called Terry Houston. His Sweet Molly Maguire was the first novel we published.

"I see anithurr o' the auld gang has opened yin o' thae webshite thingies," he told me.

I knew what was coming.

"Revel Barker. Great, eh!"

"Aye. Great, Tezz."

Right enough, there it was www.gentlemenranters.com -- billed as The Last Pub in the Street. Fleet Street that is. The site has become my regular Friday favourite over the years, crammed with hilarious, beautifully spun yarns of the days when Fleet Street was much more than a mere address in London EC4. Webmaster: Revel Barker. It's That Man Again!

BeWrite Books is plugging along nicely in the mid Noughties. Then, there's headline news at GentlemanRanters that an old colleague from newspaper days has decided to hop onto the independent publishing band wagon. I don't really need to tell you who, do I?

The noble Guardian newspaper announced the invention of 'hacklit' by ... yawn, yawn ... surely the Guardian should know better than to fall for the Revel Barker line. But then, even the mighty Times said: "The Gentlemen Ranters site is a brilliant compendium of reminiscences of the great days of Fleet Street," and impishly gave all the credit to you-know-who.


I sometimes get friendly emails from a man claiming to be Revel Barker on Gozo. He's even opened a PayPal account in that name so that I can buy books published by ... yup, Revel Barker Publishing.

Now, I'm big enough and ugly enough these days to know there is no such person as Revel Barker. All the nonsense you've just read is merely to recommend to you the www.gentlemenranters.com website I just mentioned. (I contribute occasional stories and am edited by ... OK, you know.) And to even more highly recommend to you the catalogue of superb books (linked from the site) by and about journalists. I've read many and every one has been a cracker.

One I found particularly compelling recently was about Liberace's successful litigation against the Daily Mirror's Cassandra column for daring to suggest that the late, flamboyant, showman pianist  -- famous for sequins, candelabra and a little honky-tonk after hours -- might not have been quite the lady killer his dear old mum believed him to be. Crying All the Way to the Bank, it's called. No prizes for guessing that the author name on the cover is that of Revel Barker.

I don't feel too bad about having been the hapless victim of the Revel Barker joke these forty-some years. I read the books from the little publishing house of that name, and I'm enjoying the last laugh.

Take a look: www.gentlemenranters.com and treat yourself to a virtual pint and a  real chuckle in the last pub in The Street ... courtesy of Revel Barker, natch.

Hoots toots the noo. Neil (Fax copy of current passport and birth certificate available on request)



Thursday 10 June 2010

THE TOR ... BY LIZA GRANVILLE ... WIN FREE COPIES



Congratulations to Liza Granville whose new novel, The Tor, is released this week by BeWrite Books.

This outstanding novel -- an apocalyptic fantasy with its feet firmly on the ground -- is Liza's third BB title ... and it really has bowled us over.

It's also one of the first titles Tony has worked on to produce, as well as the usual high quality paperback, perfect ebook versions in PDF, ePub and MobiPocket formats. That should cover pretty well every way you might want to read The Tor.

To learn more about the book and about Liza and to read an extract, just click on the open book icon in the top right margin of this page to reach the site (www.bewrite.net), opt for the book-store and click on the cover of Liza Granville's The Tor.

For those interested in the details: the book was handled editorially by Hugh McCracken, text and cover was designed by Tony Szmuk ... and we all (as usual) joined in the proof reading. Printing is by Lightning Source International in the UK and US and ebook formatting and design is by Tony.


But the star of the show is the author ... let's hear it for Liza Granville!

Here's the back cover text ... and if, after reading, you go to the  BeWrite store, to learn a little about Liza you'll know the answer to a question below that could win you a free copy.

Among the rotting ruins and open sores of a diseased Earth, Jude – sole survivor of a solitary group of hungry travellers and scavengers – is destined for a vital task ... but those who knew what that task is are all dead.

Bewildered and questing, Jude makes an epic Odyssey across a dying and decaying landscape of corrupt countryside and crumbling cities, thinly peopled by savage killers and unworldly dreamers, in a desperate bid to discover what he is meant to do.

Along the winding way, he gathers new companions: a wretched waif, rescued from slavery and cannibalism, a mysterious woman of beauty and secrets, and an equally mysterious, though anything but beautiful, old man of unfathomable prophesies and ferocious violence. At times, Jude feels his tired old wagon horse is his only true ally as the once-clear dividing line between friend and foe becomes blurred.

In this futuristic re-telling of ancient Grail legends, Jude becomes knight errant in a joust to the death between fear and duty.

Will he become the saviour of humanity or its doomed scapegoat at the end of days ... when his quest finally brings him to The Tor?

With characters that become as familiar as personal friends and enemies, a story that is both vaguely remembered and vividly fresh, and pages that seem to turn in the wind, Liza Granville inspires her reader to ask, for new reasons, the age-old question ... is our very presence on the only planet we know intimately the problem or the solution? Are we Mother Nature’s children or her killer?

First paper reader to answer the question below in a comment to this blog post will get a free paperback of The Tor. First digital reader to post the answer in comments will get the ebook download format of choice.

QUESTION: IN WHICH COUNTRY DOES AUTHOR LIZA GRANVILLE LIVE AND WRITE?

Cheers. Neil


Tuesday 1 June 2010

Author Enemy Number One Isn't Piracy ... It's Obscurity

From the fables of Aesop and the earliest books of the Bible, through Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde and Douglas Adams, this writing life has always been about making words stick. Literature is an inexhaustible goldmine of quotable quotes.

One simple line that registered with me recently, though, wasn't from a great man of letters at all, but from hard-nosed business scribe Seth Godin in the US. He said: "The enemy of the author is not piracy but obscurity."

Simple, memorable, to the point ... and oh so bloody true!

Take ebook piracy, for instance. The big boys of the publishing industry are frantically trying to safeguard their investments by slapping Digital Rights Management padlocks and geographical restrictions on their best sellers. At least, war on piracy is their official line.

Who're they trying to kid? The rawest young intern in the mail room knows that it's just as easy to scan and pirate a paper book as it is to hijack an electronic copy online. The most pirated books are, in fact, books that have not even been officially published in digital form. (JK Rowling, who flatly refuses to allow her publishers to release ebooks of her Harry Potter series has seen all her novels offered as free ebook downloads all over the net in all digital formats, available within hours of official launch of hardback, courtesy of the pirates.)

We've said this before, so I won't go into detail again, but -- in a nutshell -- DRM and geographical restrictions do not discourage piracy as is claimed, they merely greatly inconvenience the honest customer, garner superfluous sales ... and actively encourage frustrated readers to turn to the black market.

So that's out of the way. Piracy ain't the enemy.

But what about obscurity? How about those brilliant authors whose names are so massively and universally unknown that no self-respecting pirate would even bother to run up his Jolly Roger to give chase?

How do we turn an author into someone worth ripping off? What's the recipe for buccaneer bait?

Answers on a postcard please ... Neil